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Two pensioners meet. One says to the other: "Yeah, young people these days live poorly. Very poorly... But they have fun!" "I watch them, and they share one cigarette among five of them, but they're still laughing." A student thinks before an exam: "If I pass, I'll get completely drunk... And if I fail, I'll get completely drunk too..." Then he thinks: "Either way, I'm going to get drunk!" And he buys a bottle in advance. He arrives at the exam, and the bottle is in his inside pocket. Well, he's nervous, of course, his hands are shaking, he takes the exam paper and drops it on the floor. He tries to bend down, but the bottle gets in the way. He takes it out and puts it on the table. And when he picks up the paper, the professor asks: "Do you have a cucumber?" "No..." "Then it's a four!" Night. A student dormitory. In the middle of the hallway, a student lies, vomiting. Two other students are standing nearby, smoking. One says to the other: "Look, and he was still saying that he doesn't eat pasta!" :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Read the text carefully and try the following instructions; I promise you'll be surprised in the end!
1) The name New York City has 11 letters

2) The name Afghanistan has 11 letters

3) The name Ramsin Yuseb (a terrorist who, in 1993, planned to destroy the Twin Towers in New York) has 11 letters

4) The name George W Bush has 11 letters

This may seem like just a coincidence, but it gets more interesting...

1. New York is the 11th state

2. Flight #11 carried 92 passengers (9+2=11)

3. Flight #77, which also crashed into the Twin Towers, carried 65 passengers (6+5=11)

4. The tragedy occurred on September 11, or 9/11 (1+1+9=11)

5. The emergency services phone number in the USA is 911 (9+1+1=11)

Are these just coincidences? Read on!

1) The number of victims on the plane that crashed was 254 (2+5+4=11)

2) September 11 is the 254th day of the year (2+5+4=11)

3. On 03/11/2004, there were explosions in Madrid (3+1+1+2+0+0+4=11)

4) The Madrid tragedy occurred 911 days after the New York tragedy (9+1+1=11)

And now, some more unusual facts:

The most famous symbol of the USA, after the stars and stripes, is the eagle.

The following verses are taken from the Quran, the holiest book of Islam:

"And it is written that a son of Arabia will awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle will be felt throughout the lands of
Allah, and while some of the people tremble in despair, still more will rejoice:
For the wrath of the Eagle will cleanse the lands of Allah, and there will be peace."

So, these were verses from the Quran, number 9.11 (9+1+1=11)

Do you still believe that these are just coincidences? Try the following and see what you will think and believe afterwards:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capital letters: Q33 NY. This is

the number of the first plane that flew into

the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight Q33 NY

3. Change the size to 48

4. Change the font to WINDINGS (WINDINGS 1)

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