Ursula
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Because it's foolproof? ))
-Doctor, should we take him to the emergency room?
-The doctor said to take him to the morgue, so to the morgue! ))
By the way, you also have something interesting:
Jean-Luc Godard's father was a doctor and had his own clinic, but it's not as funny as the morgue joke.
Какую бы чушь ты не нес, в ней всегда есть крупица правды.