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The idea with Aphrodite doesn't work because it involves medical records.
I don't really like that one either. But this one seems okay.)
Rudyy - Asparagus is quite harmful for drunkards - a kind of medical recommendation, besides, it's a quote from Remarque's "The Black Obelisk," where the main character observes patients in a mental hospital.
Какую бы чушь ты не нес, в ней всегда есть крупица правды.