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Hi everyone! So, here's the story: I have three children – a son who is 13, and two daughters, 10 and 2 years old! I have a higher education in aviation, which, unfortunately, is not very useful in this country, so I've been making a living with odd jobs and occasional poker winnings for a while now :D! Want to play Heroes? Ask me! I'll tell you! As we all know, people get used to everything, which means that any man, I repeat, any man, is capable of adapting to any woman and any circumstances. Of course, experience is the son of difficult mistakes :D, anything can happen, but the main thing is to be sensitive and gentle to your women, mothers-in-law, and children :D, and they will forgive you everything! For example, when playing Heroes during a long turn, I know who takes a long time, it's a kind of strategy, go and give your wife a foot or back massage, etc., and while you're massaging her, it's perfectly acceptable to think about how you're going to deal with, punish :D your opponent! Divide and conquer, damn it! Children are not an obstacle either; come up with an interesting game, and if you have many children, take the youngest one in your arms and play with her; your wife will be delighted to see you being a good dad, trust me! Heroes is not Starcraft; it allows you to do all of this :D! During the game, you can tell your wife an interesting story, a fresh joke, or something about the heroes themselves; although it's unlikely, she might get interested in them :D. Be responsive, flexible, and wise, and you will have happiness and time for your favorite game! How! :)
Каждое поражение-навоз успеха!Герои как жизнь: непредсказуемы как городская маршрутка ,капризны как наши женщины,увлекательны как рыбалка в период нереста ,коварны и отвратительны если мышкой движет слюнявый читер! всё в них есть и это.......