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We agreed with Sloth_D the night before yesterday – he overslept.
Yesterday – he overslept again... He explained today that he goes to bed at 6 PM.
We agreed for today – he's been missing for half an hour now...
Дипломатия - искусство говорить собаке "хорошая собачка" до тех пор пока не найдешь подходящую палку.