You are so busy defending your favorite that you don't even see the question.
And you are so set on the "nonsense, scam" position that you don't see the answer.
Water expert + captain's hat (ship summoning spell) = summoning a boat from "nowhere".
Perhaps, one could argue that you didn't know about this trick before.
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того