Typical excuses from women.

1. "Beauty isn't the most important thing. The most important thing is the soul," or "Money isn't the most important thing. The most important thing is the soul."
Translation:
"A man should be rich, handsome, and – if possible – understanding."

In principle, there is some truth to it, but in reality: "if you're a poor ugly person, then get lost."

2. "Call me sometime."
Translation:
"I have more important things to do than chat with you."

It's not a certainty; it's quite possible that the girl doesn't mind talking to the guy. It depends on the person.

3. "I like you as a friend," or "You're like a brother to me."
Translation:
"You're not good enough for me."

That's incorrect. The translation is: "welcome to the friend zone, comrade."

4. "I'm not ready for a serious relationship right now."
Translation:
"You're not a handsome man or a walking wallet, so why should we get closer?"

"You suck, and you're not getting anywhere."

5. "I'm on my period."
Translation:
"I couldn't think of a better excuse."

But I absolutely disagree with that. And if there's a suspicion that the girl is lying, and the guy isn't squeamish, let him check, since it's come to that.

6. "Not today. I have a headache / I'm too tired / I'm not in the mood."
Translation:
from "Be quiet – the kids will hear" and "My favorite show is on TV today" to "We'll have to shower afterward..."

Sometimes a girl's head really hurts, and not just her head. Moreover, men also have aches and pains, so this is nonsense.

7. "It doesn't matter what size it is. What matters is how you use it."
Translation:
"Let it grow, and grow!"

Well, there are many options here:
1) if the girl is a virgin, then size isn't the most important thing for her; the most important thing is that it feels good, but she doesn't know anything anyway.
2) if the girl has had sex, but there isn't a black hole inside her, and she doesn't want to assert herself at the expense of the size of her partner's genitals, then that's fine too. Besides, many people care about experience and skills.
3) the girl really wants more, but since the guy suits her as a person, she can manage without a 25-centimeter one.

8. "Everything that belongs to me is yours."
Translation:
"And everything that belongs to you is, accordingly, mine!"

There's nothing to say here; it's quite plausible. Although if a couple lives together, many things become shared.

9. "I want to make you happy."
Translation:
"Do what I say, and then everything will be fine."

Every person perceives "happiness" through the prism of their own perception. Therefore, you shouldn't think that only girls want to "make others happy" in the way they would like, but men are also constantly trying to make their beloved happy from their own point of view on happiness.
By the way, not all girls find happiness in shopping -_-

10. "Everyone has the right to a private life."

That's a terrible point of view for whores and sluts.

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And in general, the first post is full of the author's subjectivism, based on stereotypes.