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I don't know... it just happens that way =). Maybe you've read this before... About Rakes User - a person who steps on a rake. Newbie - a beginner user who has never stepped on a rake and therefore believes that rakes don't exist. Noob - a user who regularly steps on rakes but still believes that rakes don't exist. Specialist - a user who has mastered the art of stepping on the same rake. Versatile Specialist - a user with more than two bumps on their forehead. Programmer - someone for whom the result is the most important thing when stepping on a rake. They get tired of stepping on other people's rakes and start making their own. Advanced Programmer - a programmer who steps on each rake no more than twice. Copyright - a concept that limits the number of rakes available to step on based on the user's financial capabilities. Gamer - someone for whom the process of stepping on a rake is the most important thing. They are usually unable to make their own rakes. Cheater - a type of gamer; they only step on rakes with foam padding on the handle and usually only once. Hacker - someone who can step on a rake even if it's hidden in a shed and locked. Idealistic Hacker - a noble fighter for the right of everyone to step on an unlimited number of rakes. Microsoft - a corporation, the world leader in the production of rakes. Bill Gates - a mythical creature from programmer folklore; an evil spirit - the patron saint of rakes. Upgrade - the process of constantly spending money on buying new rakes, each of which hits harder than the previous one. Beta version - a version in which the rakes are visible to the naked eye. Release - a version in which the rakes are covered with leaves. Version compatibility - a principle that allows new rakes to hit you exactly where the previous ones did. Assembler - a programming language that allows you to step on rakes several million times per second. Local network - a technology that allows you to get hit even when someone else is stepping on the rake. Internet - a technology that allows you to step on a rake that is on the other side of the world and still get hit. Network conference - a technology that allows everyone to step on not only their own rakes but also other people's. Russian encodings - a gift set of rakes for internet users. Friendly interface - a rubber pad on the handle of the rake. Flexible (customizable) interface - a pad on the handle of the rake that can be moved to fit the height of your forehead. Graphical interface - a rake that allows you to adjust the color and intensity of the sparks after hitting your forehead. Unreliable system - a rake that hits you even when you're not stepping on it. Reliable system - a rake that hits you on the forehead even when you're standing with your back to it. Multitasking - a concept that allows you to step on several rakes at the same time. Object-oriented programming - a method of making rakes based on the principle of a nesting doll. Manual - a book that describes various ways of stepping on rakes. It is never used by noobs or hackers. Advanced programmers use it after they step on the same rake for the second time. Technical Support - a service that gives advice on what to do after stepping on a rake. Usually, their first piece of advice is to step on the rake again and compare the sensations.