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In Dovlatov's "Preserve" there is a wonderful observation (ladies, please don't take offense): "In a conversation with a woman, there is one painful moment. You present facts, reasons, arguments. You appeal to logic and common sense. And suddenly you discover that she finds the very sound of your voice repulsive."