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A total s...tshow is when you celebrate your 20th birthday at
McDonald's...
I don't hold grudges. I am evil, but my memory is poor and I don't write anything down anywhere. I might take revenge, forget, then take revenge again...
A French woman, a German woman, and a Russian woman are washing in a bathhouse. Suddenly, the wall separating them from the men's section collapses.
The French woman (covering her top with her hands):
— Aaaaaiii!
The German woman (covering her bottom):
— Oooooyyy!
The Russian woman (throwing her arms wide open):
— Well, f*** my life!
Я прошел через сансару многих рождений. Рожденье вновь и вновь — горестно.
Б. ЕЛЬЦИН: "Я ХОТЕЛ, ЧТОБЫ ЛЮДИ БЫЛИ СВОБОДНЫ"