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I don't know who's advocating for European integration in Khokhland. They say there are many genuine Ukrainian homeless people there, standing in the cold for food and 100 hryvnias a day. But it turns out that in our rallies on Bolotnaya Square, mostly well-off people participated. According to mobile operators' data, half of them had expensive iPhones.
A strange phenomenon: the rich are rioting.
Our highly intelligent analysts were racking their brains, wondering why the well-off need a revolution?
And they couldn't come up with anything more intelligent than to assume that the middle class has finally matured enough to understand freedom. They have everything, except freedom. So they are demanding this freedom. And even secular sluts have joined in. They shout: "I'll tear it up for freedom," like a communist tearing his shirt open before being shot!
What kind of freedom do they need? If they don't have enough freedom, they can go on vacation to Europe and breathe the air of freedom. (Which they do regularly).
What is the hopelessness that drives them to revolutionary activity?
The hopelessness lies in the fact that the parasitic layer (office workers and their offspring), which is especially numerous in the capital, does not see any prospects for grabbing an additional piece of the state funding in accordance with their growing needs. All the good jobs are occupied by those with connections. There are no vacancies in government structures. There are simply no prospects for increasing their well-being and raising their social status! And what, are they supposed to spend their whole lives driving Toyotas to the Czech Republic? Where are the Bentleys and the Maldives? The damned corrupt officials have taken them all! Where is the justice, I ask you?! Navalny isn't enough to deal with them!
After all, what is a revolution?
A revolution is, first of all, a million vacancies in government and administration!
And so they are bringing that bright day closer, as best they can. Not leaving the cold, but still wearing their "cool furs." They are anticipating...
And the people are passive. Because they perfectly understand that no revolution will elevate them, the cook, to the levers of power and the flow of money. This revolution is not for the cook.
And so, it's not interesting.