Siberian Championship in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

Ideally, I envision a system like this: 9 participants. 8 play an Olympic-style tournament in 3 rounds for the right to play against Lizard, while he fully enjoys himself with DD, Dust, and others who aren't playing, walks around, shows off, and teaches everyone how to play, while also rudely insulting and swearing in the style of ATG:D.