I'm telling you, it's not that bad. If our dear ranged attacker doesn't just sit around, but actually gets involved (and luckily, half the players can be targeted randomly), then everything will be great.
Regarding Che Guevara - there's a lot of dictatorship in MyHighness's profile, and Hitler in his signature. But Che was supposed to overthrow the dictatorship. Shamrock also seems to have a battle quote in his signature, from Machiavelli.
I'm still looking into the second day.