Machete
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Sion
Sion. Such an underground city. Where there's garbage and cyberpunk.
MORPHEUS and THE LEADER are thoughtfully looking at the city from a coffee shop.
MORPHEUS: What are they doing?
THE LEADER: Drilling. 250,000 machines.
MORPHEUS: This is a NIGHTMARE. We can't handle this many drills.
THE LEADER: Stay calm, soldier! We will fight to the last drop of your blood!
NEO: I don't know what to do. But I do know kung fu. I need to use it somewhere!
He uses kung fu on some agents who happened to be nearby.
Sion. A dormitory for the Chosen Ones.
NEO exits the elevator and bumps into a crowd of gypsies.
GYPSY: Give us some money, buddy!
NEO: Go to hell! I don't have any relatives, we're orphans.
TRINITY: They think you're the Chosen One. Give them your blessing.
NEO: I don't know how. But I do know kung fu. I'll show them now...
Sion. A rural club in a cave.
FREEMEN: We want to dance! And what's that black NIGHTMARE?
THE LEADER: This isn't a NIGHTMARE, this is our hero, Morpheus! He'll give a pompous speech.
MORPHEUS gives a pompous speech, the meaning of which boils down to the fact that one cannot be different from what one could be, being different from what one would be different from what one is, because otherwise everything could be different.
How to have fun in the library
1. Put down your book and start reading your neighbor's book, and
a) say: "Wow. Great book" or
b) when he/she looks at you, quickly bury your face in your book and pretend
that you're reading.
2. Suddenly turn to your neighbor and say:
"You're one of THEM!"
3. Put down the book and stare at your neighbor. When he asks:
"What's the matter?"
or something like that,
rudely interrupt him with the words: "Are you accusing me of something?!"
4. Read the book from right to left.
Turn the pages in the same direction. Every two seconds.
5. Read quietly, and then exclaim as if you're talking to a character in the book:
"No, Jim! It's a trap, don't do it!"
Then turn to your neighbor and say
"He did it."
Sion. Such an underground city. Where there's garbage and cyberpunk.
MORPHEUS and THE LEADER are thoughtfully looking at the city from a coffee shop.
MORPHEUS: What are they doing?
THE LEADER: Drilling. 250,000 machines.
MORPHEUS: This is a NIGHTMARE. We can't handle this many drills.
THE LEADER: Stay calm, soldier! We will fight to the last drop of your blood!
NEO: I don't know what to do. But I do know kung fu. I need to use it somewhere!
He uses kung fu on some agents who happened to be nearby.
Sion. A dormitory for the Chosen Ones.
NEO exits the elevator and bumps into a crowd of gypsies.
GYPSY: Give us some money, buddy!
NEO: Go to hell! I don't have any relatives, we're orphans.
TRINITY: They think you're the Chosen One. Give them your blessing.
NEO: I don't know how. But I do know kung fu. I'll show them now...
Sion. A rural club in a cave.
FREEMEN: We want to dance! And what's that black NIGHTMARE?
THE LEADER: This isn't a NIGHTMARE, this is our hero, Morpheus! He'll give a pompous speech.
MORPHEUS gives a pompous speech, the meaning of which boils down to the fact that one cannot be different from what one could be, being different from what one would be different from what one is, because otherwise everything could be different.
How to have fun in the library
1. Put down your book and start reading your neighbor's book, and
a) say: "Wow. Great book" or
b) when he/she looks at you, quickly bury your face in your book and pretend
that you're reading.
2. Suddenly turn to your neighbor and say:
"You're one of THEM!"
3. Put down the book and stare at your neighbor. When he asks:
"What's the matter?"
or something like that,
rudely interrupt him with the words: "Are you accusing me of something?!"
4. Read the book from right to left.
Turn the pages in the same direction. Every two seconds.
5. Read quietly, and then exclaim as if you're talking to a character in the book:
"No, Jim! It's a trap, don't do it!"
Then turn to your neighbor and say
"He did it."
I've got a hole in my pocket!
© Ринго Старр
© Ринго Старр