Because that's not how "mafs" play.
Okay, I accept the objection. But I simply can't believe there were fewer than two "mafs" there. Although that's a weak argument on my part, I admit.
Elizer Yudkovsky, "HP and the Methods of Rationality".
Мой ник транслитерируется по-разному, но я предпочитаю варианты Оот и Ооот.