The life of a Necromancer is not easy.

What's my school? Only beginner necromancers, obsessively playing Heroes, try to scare people by wandering around cemeteries and collecting bottles. The Lord of Death possesses power beyond the comprehension of such necromancers. He doesn't count pennies and doesn't stand in line for moonshine; those are trivial matters.

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Unfortunately, only necromancers know how to think.

Did you hear that, guys? Even beginner necromancers acknowledge the authority of great liches, like me. That's right, and it should be that way.