The life of a Necromancer is not easy.

OMG, listen, facepalm after facepalm. Go ahead and write something else. It gives me energy.

Mortals get energy from Jaguar, so don't get your hopes up, you pretentious one.

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Although, no. I'm already too lazy to troll you, you're just that bad.

The necromancer, with his endless stream of summoned zombies, is like bird droppings falling from the sky. He doesn't understand that the power cannot be found in the thoughtless pursuit of apathy. So be it, green zombie, truly unable to comprehend the true faith, dresses in robes that can only bring forth gothic laughter. Repent for your sins, ordinary zombie, raised by television, like so many others. Seek within yourself the light of individuality and forget about your mundane problems. Be a beast in your soul, but with a rational spirit, find your own path.
...The hunter becomes the hunted.