The life of a Necromancer is not easy.

Go play Plants vs Zombies.

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Life as a necromancer in Russia is easy – everyone lives like that – that's just how things are!
But there are plenty of "pretend" necromancers who call themselves that. Especially those sleeping under a blanket! ;)

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And the necromancer takes a zombie recruit into the army, who thinks of himself as a great lord of the dead, and throws him into the thick of battle against archers. And then the zombie realizes that all he can do is obey and keep moving forward, even with arrows in his backside.