Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Where do dragons come from? If silence is golden, then with silence you can buy an army that can plunder more silence. Or build a building that generates silence. There is no such thing as too much silence. So let's spend silence. But is gold evil, is silence evil? That is, whoever is silent is evil. But evil begets evil. Therefore, silence begets silence. The begetter of evil is Urgash, and Urgash is a dragon. So now it's clear where dragons come from. Dragons come from silence. That's why they all died out!