Here's what I read on one of the joke websites: I walk into a small shop. The saleswoman is a young girl. A black and white TV with static is showing "DOM 2." While the girl is looking for cigarettes, I notice an SMS message at the bottom of the TV screen: "Bring Maya back, he will live with Rustam." (I snorted) I take the cigarettes, count the change, and glance at the SMS line again: "Bonya, you... Goblin." (I laugh) I continue to stand there, waiting for the next SMS: "In Tyumen, there are only deer!" (I laugh out loud and leave, feeling satisfied) (y)