Are you a pirate?

No, of course not; I only buy licensed versions, whether it's games, music, or software. And in general, I'm against piracy because that's where crime begins. First, you download information for free, and then you sail with your friends on a boat down the Volga River and rob pleasure boats, just like some Somali pirate. And you could also become a drug addict, or even worse – a member of parliament!