Mort, look what I found. Growth enhancement operation.
Just kidding, Siv. Strangely enough, they refused me.
Added 4 minutes later
Don't think I was serious. I just wanted to inquire about the prices. They asked me to send a photo in my underwear, which I did. The response was: "Given your anthropometric characteristics, we cannot perform the operation on you."
Lol, it seems they only lengthen dwarves.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день