Sacred Haven of Debauchery

And then he joined the Komsomol.

Pff... and this is coming from a patriot. A patriot should be ashamed not to know that nowadays, people don't join the Komsomol, but some kind of "Young United Russia" party.
Although, what do pioneer camps have to do with it? All my memories of them boil down to nighttime raids on neighboring rooms with toothbrushes as weapons, a checkers championship, and swimming in the sea signaled by a horn (i.e., that infernal thing would beep - everyone could go into the water, it would beep a second time - everyone to the shore) . I don't remember anything about the Komsomol.