Rotterdam Forest Spider (Morning)

Not only did Rotterdam have a headache all day today, but some upstart also occupied his square and played piercingly on his monstrous contraption. He was overcome with wild anger; he wanted to grab this brazen fellow and shake him and shake him and shake him, and then slam him against the wall. Who knows, maybe he could even do it without getting hurt, since he was so small.
Gritting his teeth, Rotterdam approached to get a closer look at the halfling and listen to what he was playing.