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One American guy got incredibly lucky.
A flying saucer crashed on his ranch.
And a large, green monkey fell out of the saucer.
The monkey didn't move and just quietly moaned.
The American started taking care of it – applying compresses, making poultices.
The monkey quickly recovered, but it wouldn't eat anything.
The American offered it all sorts of things, but the monkey just turned up its nose.
Then, one day, it went out into the yard, found a dog turd, and devoured it.
Afterward, it strained and pooped out... a bone – exactly the same kind of bone the American used to give his dog!
The American was stunned, scratched his head, and gave the monkey his own poop.
The monkey ate it and immediately pooped out a warm, rosy bun with a patty.
“Wow!” thought the American – “This is a goldmine! I mean, a gold butt.”
And the American decided to start a business.
He sold the ranch, moved to the city, set up blue portable toilets everywhere, and opened fast-food restaurants on every corner.
He drew a golden butt on the signs.
And he named the signature dish after the big monkey – “Big Mac.”
People flocked to the restaurants! And sometimes there were even queues...