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So, your training is complete. You are the Main Hero! You are always in the lead, riding a white horse. All the beautiful girls will definitely sleep with you, and those you sleep with will definitely be beautiful. You don't even have to perform great deeds. Female minstrels will still sing about you. After all, they are beautiful.
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...