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January 25th is Student Day.
February 23rd is the day for those who didn't make it to university.
A slightly tipsy young man, struggling to focus his gaze on a stranger's ample chest:
- What's your name?
- Katya!
The guy smiles, shifts his gaze to the other breast:
- And the other one?
In the Tagarog hotel "Youth," the "rules for guests" include the following:
"Do not smoke in bed, otherwise the ashes swept out of the room may end up being yours. Welcome!"
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Physics and mathematics university, exams, the professor is a "beast": The most brilliant student enters, and the professor asks:
- You are traveling on a train, it gets hot in your compartment, what do you do? Student:
- I'll open the window.
Professor:
- Okay, good. Now calculate this, my dear: with a train speed of 70 km/h, a tailwind of 8 m/s, the air temperature outside is 28 degrees, and inside the compartment is 31 degrees, and there are three passengers in the compartment exhaling 1 cubic meter of carbon dioxide per hour, how long will it take for the air in the compartment to refresh?
Student:
- I can't...
Professor:
- Fail. Next!
(The student, as he leaves, tells everyone about the window and the compartment.) The laziest student enters, sits down, and declares:
- I'm ready!
Professor:
- You are traveling on a train, it gets hot in your compartment, what do you do?
Student:
- I'll take off my jacket.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my sweater.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my shirt.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my jeans.
Professor:
- Alright. There's a black guy sitting across from you, and as you undress, he gets an erection! (the professor smirks)
The student leans towards the professor and says:
- Nikolai Ivanovich, let the whole train do me, but I won't open the window!
- The Turkmen skiers completely messed up their sport!
Our swimmers were the luckiest at the Olympics: all the guys flew home near the window!
Estonian folk wisdom: the slower you go, the less Russian you'll encounter!
New Year's greeting from the military enlistment office: "You're fit for service again!"
Negotiations between India and Russia on the construction of a canal from the Ganges River to the Don River have ended. Difficult negotiations have begun on its name.
You sit on a plane, open your laptop, make sure your neighbor is looking at the screen, and open the link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
On the commuter train:
We offer you festive fireworks.
Festive salute... It rises to a height of up to 100 meters and bursts with beautiful, colorful lights!
Now I'll demonstrate...
Cooking soup for a bachelor is a piece of cake!
The main thing is to eat it afterwards!!!
- What do you call Mike Tyson without arms and legs?
- A damn n****r!
Her: You know, when I saw you, you made a very good impression on me... You're cute, funny, cheerful, good... not like everyone else... There's something special about you...
I trust you...
Actually, I didn't think I would talk to you after some of the things you said... I was honestly uncomfortable hearing those words from you...
But you're a good guy...
Him: I'm telling you again, GO TO HELL!
February 23rd is the day for those who didn't make it to university.
A slightly tipsy young man, struggling to focus his gaze on a stranger's ample chest:
- What's your name?
- Katya!
The guy smiles, shifts his gaze to the other breast:
- And the other one?
In the Tagarog hotel "Youth," the "rules for guests" include the following:
"Do not smoke in bed, otherwise the ashes swept out of the room may end up being yours. Welcome!"
Advertisement:
Get a loan in five minutes!!!
From 4:00 AM to 4:05 AM.
The most popular searches on Google:
1st place: porn
2nd place: gjhyj
Physics and mathematics university, exams, the professor is a "beast": The most brilliant student enters, and the professor asks:
- You are traveling on a train, it gets hot in your compartment, what do you do? Student:
- I'll open the window.
Professor:
- Okay, good. Now calculate this, my dear: with a train speed of 70 km/h, a tailwind of 8 m/s, the air temperature outside is 28 degrees, and inside the compartment is 31 degrees, and there are three passengers in the compartment exhaling 1 cubic meter of carbon dioxide per hour, how long will it take for the air in the compartment to refresh?
Student:
- I can't...
Professor:
- Fail. Next!
(The student, as he leaves, tells everyone about the window and the compartment.) The laziest student enters, sits down, and declares:
- I'm ready!
Professor:
- You are traveling on a train, it gets hot in your compartment, what do you do?
Student:
- I'll take off my jacket.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my sweater.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my shirt.
Professor:
- You're still hot!
Student:
- Okay, I'll take off my jeans.
Professor:
- Alright. There's a black guy sitting across from you, and as you undress, he gets an erection! (the professor smirks)
The student leans towards the professor and says:
- Nikolai Ivanovich, let the whole train do me, but I won't open the window!
- The Turkmen skiers completely messed up their sport!
Our swimmers were the luckiest at the Olympics: all the guys flew home near the window!
Estonian folk wisdom: the slower you go, the less Russian you'll encounter!
New Year's greeting from the military enlistment office: "You're fit for service again!"
Negotiations between India and Russia on the construction of a canal from the Ganges River to the Don River have ended. Difficult negotiations have begun on its name.
You sit on a plane, open your laptop, make sure your neighbor is looking at the screen, and open the link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
On the commuter train:
We offer you festive fireworks.
Festive salute... It rises to a height of up to 100 meters and bursts with beautiful, colorful lights!
Now I'll demonstrate...
Cooking soup for a bachelor is a piece of cake!
The main thing is to eat it afterwards!!!
- What do you call Mike Tyson without arms and legs?
- A damn n****r!
Her: You know, when I saw you, you made a very good impression on me... You're cute, funny, cheerful, good... not like everyone else... There's something special about you...
I trust you...
Actually, I didn't think I would talk to you after some of the things you said... I was honestly uncomfortable hearing those words from you...
But you're a good guy...
Him: I'm telling you again, GO TO HELL!
Бог есть любовь