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A boy went caroling to a Jewish family and left with a loss.
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Two Jews, Rabbi and Levi, are walking, and one asks the other:
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 tape recorders, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 tape recorders, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 washing machines, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 washing machines, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 yachts, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 yachts, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 chickens, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, that's not fair, you know I have two chickens.
A boy went caroling to a Jewish family and left with a loss.
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Two Jews, Rabbi and Levi, are walking, and one asks the other:
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 tape recorders, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 tape recorders, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 washing machines, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 washing machines, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 yachts, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, what kind of question is that? If I had 2 yachts, of course I would give you one.
Levi: Rabbi, imagine if you had 2 chickens, would you give me one?
Rabbi: Levi, that's not fair, you know I have two chickens.