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The inscription on the tombstone: "Here lies a zerling who, throughout his life, bit two colonels, four majors, ten captains, twenty-four lieutenants, forty-two sergeants, four hundred and eighty-six privates, and one mine.

-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a pharmacist.
-Oh, so you work in a pharmacy.
-No, I'm formatting drive C.

Three weeks after the wedding. The young wife calls her mother, crying:
-Mom, I just don't know what to do! We're having such a family drama! It's terrible!
-Calm down, honey, don't worry. Every family has its first arguments and conflicts sooner or later...
-I know. But what should I do with the corpse?

Earth, 2050. A genetic programmer is analyzing another piece of a gene sequence and sees the following comment: "These genes should be removed completely. Archangel Gabriel."

-Do you know what a military unit consisting of eight Wahhabis is called?
-No.
-I do! Wahhobite.

The Russian Orthodox Church has started producing rings for computer game enthusiasts: "Save and be saved."

The snow on the street is visible-invisible.

A man falls into a river and shouts:
-F1, F1!