Funny and amusing situations...

No matter who you vote for, they're all scoundrels!

Scoundrels come in different forms; there's a parable about that:
The villagers caught a thief and tied him naked near a swamp. A monk passing by felt sorry for him but couldn't untie him and let the criminal avoid punishment, so he approached and fanned away the mosquitoes that were clinging to him. The thief, in response, cursed him. When the monk asked in surprise, the punished man replied: "Fool! These were already full; you'll leave, and instead of them, hungry ones will come!"