Dreams.

But the most epic dream was the one before all of this. In that dream, I had to... have sex with pigs!
So, we were sitting in the hallway with this guy, and for some reason, he got us some pigs, and we were doing it vaginally. Right there, in the hallway, lol.
And we were also walking along the building with the pigs on spears.
And people kept coming up to me and saying, "Ew, you have a pig on a spear, lol." But I knew that they were doing it too. The thing is, in that dream, there was this world where it was normal to have sex with pigs, and I just didn't know about it before, lol.