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First, my family and I were sitting together at a table, and some Father Frost was with us. But this gathering in a kitchen I didn't recognize smoothly transitioned into some kind of concert in a small hall. In the dream, I called it a concert, even though there was no stage and nobody was performing. Some kind of metal I didn't know was just playing loudly, and it was random—the bands kept changing.
Meanwhile, some kind of chaos broke out in our "concert hall." Everyone split into reds and blues (oh, shit, I need to play fewer deathmatches) and started doing something. I don't know, maybe it actually was some kind of deathmatch, because respawns seemed to be a thing. The main point was that everyone (oh yeah, once the concert started, there were a hundred-thousand times more people than just our family) was having fun.
Anyway, at some point, one of these happy people started talking some nonsense about prisoners and team affiliation—I don't remember exactly what, but the gist was that our team (I think I was the same color as him, and I believe it was blue) took girls (only girls) from the other team and locked them in some kind of cage that the opponent wasn't allowed to approach. And the girls were just huddling there and giggling.
This cage was located somewhere up high. Our little hall, which was basically the size of a large room, had some kind of cabinets or something along the edges that you could climb using a ladder. I climbed one of those ladders to go look at the cage. I got all the way up, but I have no idea how you're actually supposed to get onto the cabinet itself; I don't understand how people (let alone a cage with people standing vertically at full height) fit in there, because even a scrawny guy like me couldn't fit while crouching. I would have had to crawl. I also remember hitting the whitewash with the top of my head and feeling unpleasant, thinking my hair was about to turn white. And then my phone rang.
I managed to settle in there somehow; it was even comfortable. Mona was calling, although the screen said it was Grandpa. There it is again—some concert and phone calls with Mona x) I let her listen to some pumping metal that was playing for us, told her where I was currently located, and we talked about something else, I don't remember what, though for some reason we were silent for most of the time. And we were smiling x) Well, I was sure she was smiling there too.
And then the concert ended. The phone call didn't have any end at all; I didn't dream it.
All the people dispersed, and it was just me, my family, and Father Frost in the tiny kitchen again. Then I climbed up somewhere again (on the cabinets, but this time without a ladder, since the ceiling had become four times lower) for sugar, and the sugar there was in the form of some yellow pills. Like, one pill had a ton of sugar. And I asked my mom how much I should put in so as not to make it too sweet. We established a very weak equivalence—one pill equals one spoon.
And that's basically it.
Oh, wait. When I was climbing the cabinets for sugar, I could have climbed via a blue carpet on the right, or a red one on the left. And this wasn't team division anymore, but suddenly the colors of Father Frost. After all, he sometimes has the canonical red clothes, and sometimes that cold blue one. I climbed via the red color, although I usually like blue Father Frosts more (since they're rare).
Also, at the very beginning, there was some cat. And my mom started her stories again about how cats are generally cute, but they have litter boxes, something else, some nonsense—basically, she said a lot of hate towards cats and ended with the statement that she would never get a cat.
And we had a cat, ginger, from who knows where. I think some acquaintances left it with us.

Added after 22 hours 50 minutes
Damn, I remembered the dream perfectly after it ended, but now almost nothing is left.
Anyway, I had some problem, and to get help solving it, I wanted to reach out to the HW guys. First, I went to someone, maybe just to HW, maybe to someone specific, I don't remember a thing anymore. Then I went to Toxinushka. I remembered that he has a thread "Toxinushka's Shelter"—actually, in IRL it's his reality show, not a shelter at all. But I typed the word "tox" into the browser address bar and entered that thread, or rather, the place where Tox lives. And in my dream, he lived in some solitude in snow-covered hills with his non-existent younger sister and was pulling her on a sled.
Anyway, I appeared somewhere in this cold and saw the sled. There were no people around. I started pushing the sled along a track that it hadn't actually traveled yet, pushed it to the top of a small hill, and saw Tox's sister behind it. Tox himself wasn't nearby.
That's it, I didn't dream anything further x(

But the most epic dream was before all of this. In that dream, I had to... have sex with pigs!
Basically, me and some guy are sitting in a building entrance, and for some reason he got us some pigs, and we penetrated them vaginally. Right there, in the entrance x)
And we also walked along the house with pigs on spears.
And various people approached me and said, "Yuck, you have a pig on a spear" x) Although I knew that they did it too. The thing is, in that dream, there was a little world where it was customary to have sex with pigs and it was considered normal. Only I didn't know about it before x)