1st annual offline tournament "Best Of The Best"

I present to your attention descriptions of our participants, so I ask you to give your preference to one or another description after reviewing it in this thread:

VDV, this wasn't a description; it was an accompanying note to the final save file. I didn't intend to participate in the description contest, but if you want, you can keep it. It will give you a slight idea of where I got so much oil from.