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And for ariputra, I have a special gift, as promised – actually, even two. The first one is obvious, but the second is a powerful artifact: the Fork of the Chef; it is designed to dispel the noodles of illusion cast by enemy spells! I wish you learn to distinguish truth from fiction and not succumb to provocative statements from certain pseudo-scientists (and generally uneducated people)!
Unfortunately, I cannot personally hand you the fork: it is firmly stuck in the bottom of a lake in Vevey, Switzerland, near the Food Museum built by Nestle. If you want, you can try to retrieve it yourself – but the locals might object a little!;)
But please, don't be offended: I mean it with love!:) I love all of you, even those with whom I had disagreements: you are not so bad, and the flaws inherent in youth fade with age!