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SeniorPomidor
Everything has been redesigned, and it's acceptable: my familiar second Castle.

Week 1. I took the second Castle and placed birds in the Citadel. Bears in the Citadel at home.

Week 2. I broke through to the Necropolis, but there was an opponent. I attacked his second Castle with my third army, killed 4 of his horses, but didn't capture the Castle.

Week 3. Valeska is coming towards me, and I attack because I have a larger army. As a result, she flees with 7 monks, and I have 3 bears and a few birds left.

Week 4. I started to suspect that the game was dragging on, and since I can't stand long, drawn-out games, I started to feel nauseous.

Week 5. What happened this week can be accurately described with a line from a famous song by the Leningrad band: "I have no thoughts and no money, only my temper is working." (The key word has been replaced due to censorship on this resource).

Week 6. I decided to go to the Treasury because I had a lot of troops. But the Treasury was on sand, and 1 (one!) cow killed 1 of my bears with its gaze, and that was a low blow. At that point, I realized that the game was starting to go in a direction I didn't want it to. In the end, I found the game so repulsive that I vomited right on the keyboard. After barely cleaning the remnants of my half-digested lunch off the "Tab" and "G" keys, I typed "gg" and left.

Thanks for the game!
Dimon, the report is awesome :D.
Когда рестартов не осталось, обязательно ждите Гурниссона без балисты:D

Комплимент который сделал мой день:
Катя ЭПИК барышня) вы бы видели как пялились на её сиськи молодёж) я та с девушкой был) но всё равно пялился ) потому что хорошие) (с) Browser

Слабая раздача, которую заиграл исключительно из-за колпака на 111. (с) Сатир

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