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"Newcomer-2013. Winter"

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darkello
12/22/2012 darkello (Red, Castle, valeska, valeska) def SeniorPomidor(Blue, Citadel, gurni, gurni) 2sm4d(3),225

Everything was redesigned, and it was bearable: my secondary Castle.

Week 1. I took my secondary Castle and placed birds in the Citadel. Bears in the Citadel at home.

Week 2. I broke through to the Necropolis, but there was an opponent. I attacked his secondary Castle with my third army, killed 4 of his horses, but didn't capture the Castle.

Week 3. Valeska is coming towards me, so I attack because I have a larger army. As a result, she runs away with 7 monks, and I have 3 bears and a few birds left.

Week 4. I started to suspect that the game was dragging on, and since I can't stand long, drawn-out games, I started to feel nauseous.

Week 5. What happened this week can be accurately described with a line from a famous song by the Leningrad band: "I have no thoughts and no money, only my temper is working." (The key word has been replaced due to censorship on this resource).

Week 6. I decided to go to the Treasury because I had a lot of troops. But the Treasury was on sand, and 1 (one!) cow killed 1 of my bears with its gaze, and that was a low blow. At that point, I realized that the game was starting to go in a direction I didn't want it to. In the end, I hated the game so much that I threw up right on the keyboard. I barely managed to wipe the remains of my half-digested lunch off the "tab" and "g" keys, typed "gg" and left.

Thanks for the game!