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I'm betting on the Krishnaites.
Aren't they already extinct in Russia?

A lyrical (and humorous) digression: today I remembered something related to numbers, sizes, fiction, and plausibility; I decided to look it up – and found it. I'm eager to share:
At the very beginning of creation, Brahma and Vishnu argued about who was the most important. This dispute lasted quite a while and ended with an infinite pillar of fire appearing before them. Not understanding what it was, they attacked the pillar with their weapons. When Brahma and Vishnu realized that they could not harm the pillar, they decided to find its beginning and end, and Brahma set out to find its upper end, searching for the top, while Vishnu (in the form of Varaha) searched for the lower end. Not finding the beginning or the end, they met again, and at that moment, Shiva emerged from the pillar and explained to Brahma and Vishnu their real position in this Universe.
So, this pillar of fire was Shiva's lingam (in a narrow sense, lingam is a phallus)! Thus, we see that phallometry has occupied people and even gods since time immemorial! :D
By the way,
the word Benchmark, the result of which is usually scores, or "parrots." If translated literally, it means "a mark on a bench" (bench - bench, mark - mark). I think everyone understands where these marks on the bench came from.
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)