"Newcomer-2013. Winter"

I see nothing difficult, even for a beginner. He was dealt C H O C O L A T E! And just look at what a GO, chaos hydras with butter — what could be better? If you want, you can find about 20 reports from current beginners with a similar hand and outcome.

P.S. In short, I called Antoshka, he told me "whatever", he'll keep playing on PokerStars. And I somehow forced him to sign up here — I didn't want him to give up on Heroes — but apparently it's not meant to be for the Heroes community to expand a bit more.