Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Not bad. Then I would advise you to read "Sodom Kapustin".

Did you read "Marquise"?
But I didn't really like "120 Sodoms". Although I should finish it.
And this one, I think, would appeal to Orandor.
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The author also warns that reading this work may offend all your feelings, starting with your eyesight and ending with your sense of elbow, starting with religious feelings and ending with a feeling of hunger, starting with a sense of rhythm and ending with a sense of self-confidence.

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Added 11 minutes ago

And for some reason, I always have a mess on my desk.
No, I'm completely honest, I clean everything up, I tidy up my desk every day. But after just half an hour, it's filled with some kind of junk, trash, things that should be in other places, etc.

I used to have a huge desk, and it was impossible to clean.
Sometimes I would look for my laptop on it and only find wrappers, papers, pens, paints, etc. It was so heavy that it didn't fall.
Then I got tired of it and decided that if the desk was small, it would automatically be inconvenient to put everything on it, and there would be no problems. That's how a small round table appeared. Summer passed. School and work started. I needed to quickly find essays, write notes, spread out large sheets of paper, paints, canvases, hardboard, jars, etc. And the small table became incredibly annoying. To find something for school, I had to reach for a shelf that was already full, and everything would fall off it.
It was impossible to properly arrange sheets of paper, essays, notebooks, etc., and now I have two laptops, and some brother or sister comes over with a plate and starts poking around, rummaging... I have to throw the laptops on the bed or chair, put the large sheets of paper and paints on the floor, etc.
I want to get the huge one back