A Miracle About Retouching
When you see a line of pro-government backsides,
who have made a fortune on the Motherland –
it's clear that it's Photoshop,
or, to put it in Russian, photo-frog!
So, Johnny Depp has divorced Vanessa Paradis.
If I had such a woman, I would definitely pursue her...
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)