Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Klov doesn't think; he has nothing to think with. But others, who do have brains, constantly and frantically try to think, but they don't think with their brains; they think with their butts. They don't understand why they have a brain in their skull; they don't use it. Their brains have hardened, atrophied; they don't need them. Therefore, Klov, who wants to think honestly with his brain but doesn't have one, takes brains from other people and tries to put together one big mega-brain, because this mega-brain, in terms of its thinking power, will be equal to the brain of an ordinary thinking person, because these weak, never-used brains are not suitable for use individually. Klov still goes around and takes brains from people, and they don't even notice the difference between life before and life after, because they didn't think with their heads before, and they still don't think with their heads now. I wonder what will happen if you take away their butts? Perhaps there is some Klov, let's call him Kvlo, who collects human butts. People will definitely notice the loss of their butt. "This disgusting Kvlo stole my butt, give me back my butt,

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!". Maybe then they will start thinking with their heads. By the way, it's not a bad plan to "de-butt" the world so that people start thinking. Kvlo will pull people out of their own crap, and humanity will start thinking correctly! I need to write a book about Kvlo. It's a pity that no one will read it, or they won't understand it, because the thinking abilities of a butt are far from the thinking abilities of a brain. Everyone who doesn't understand the deep meaning of this text thinks with their butt, not with their head. >:3

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Well, here. I knew I would never write such nonsense.

And in general, why nonsense? Think about it. What is the theoretical probability of slipping in the bathroom, falling, and breaking your head? It's very small, so that it doesn't happen every day, but it's quite enough for a person to slip, fall, break their head, and die at least once in eighteen years. However, many people live for many decades and don't die. Why? How is this possible? The bathroom is slippery. If you step into it wrong, you can slip. Is humanity so good at controlling its legs that no one can step into the bathroom wrong in fifty years? I think the right world should look something like this: people are born, they learn, they live, and then they die in the bathroom. This is instead of our "from old age." And only Tibetan monks know the secret of survival in this cruel world, where life expectancy depends on the quality of the bathroom and the dexterity of the legs.