Nightwish

A beard looks better with a bald head than with long hair.

I disagree. A beard with a bald head is also cool, but not better than a beard with long hair. And not worse. It depends on the person.

Only if they're Armenians.

Oh my god, no, 70% of the schoolchildren I studied with in the last few years, and the same number of students, are Armenians.