Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Today, I brought joy to two people by giving them chestnuts.

Damn, no one has ever given me chestnuts. Maybe that's why I'm so unhappy and such a klutz, and my life, which already seemed to be at its lowest point, continues to spiral down into a pit of despair and sorrow. My path leads into the shadow of a cruel fate, which I will inevitably meet, and my oppressed soul will drown in a cold sea of unbearable torment, tormented by sadness and pursued by unbearable suffering.
And it's all because no one has ever given me chestnuts.