Magnus’s RPG empire on the portal.

+2 m (4) -20 HP

But suddenly a lich appears and casts plague on you. -20 HP, for 3 of your units. And throws a dagger at you -15 HP.

"What a BALD HEAD!!!!" - I thought... I made an angry face, took out a dagger, broke it, and rushed at the lich, hitting him (-50 HP)....