The best Petrosyan joke - What is this?

Satyr (red, Rampart, Gem, Monere) def Sevensan (blue, Conflux, Grindan, Luna) Spider 132

Each of us had a day or two of restarts left; Rampart gave in with a tie of horses, Monere, a kopeck Griffin Conservatory, an apiary (Hive), close computers for Rampart and Dungeon, and I decided that I would play against any lineup of my opponent. On the first week I took a Rampart bot, picked up ties of elves and horses; at home 1-6 in Stronghold, with the bot 1-6 in Fort. Monere level 8 with Armorer, Tactics, and Earth slept at the stables, knocked off the gloves.

121 - I buy up, take the kopeck.
122 - I break Monere towards the bot, run to the revealed Griffin Conservatory.
123 - scout heroes along the chain knock off money, take the Hive on 6, I buy reinforcements from the secondary hero and take the third Griffin Conservatory with the loss of a Juggernaut.
124 - I run into the corner village in the swamp. Not great.
125 - I break Monere back home, finally buy the spell book, Slow is available. I leave Klavius (wyverns) to clear the secondary hero's respawn.
126 - I break into the adjacent zone, take a Naga Bank 4, scout the blue flags with a lookout and a Griffin Conservatory in the snowy area which has a chain leading to it. I'm 2 hexes short of breaking a link. Sevensan transfers troops to Luna, she takes the Griffin Conservatory and runs deep into the snowy respawn area.
127 - by scouting I see the road in the snow is a dead end, I run to the crossroads, clearing scout heroes as much as possible. I recaptured a village and the Dungeon.

131 - Luna is stalling in the snowy area, by scouting I see where the main opponent is located, I bring reinforcements. Straker boosted at the stables is ready to break into the village to reclaim the purse, if Luna is within reach.
132 - this is exactly what happens, and since the blues have no money to buy back (rescue), a surrender follows.

Thanks for the game.

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