Funny and amusing situations...

Today I wanted to play a quick game. But I couldn't handle my opponent's strategy. [20:21:25] [to Alessandro] Wanna play 1v1? [20:21:55] [to Robery] Sure [20:22:28] [to Alessandro] Let's go [20:22:40] [to Alessandro] WoG 3.58f [20:22:45] [to Robery] Who will create the game? [20:22:50] [to Alessandro] I'll write the game rules now [20:22:56] [to Alessandro] Read them carefully [20:22:59] [to Alessandro] Otherwise, you'll lose [20:23:46] [to Alessandro] 1) Mithril is enabled. Having a Town Hall or Capitol in your Castle allows you to increase gold income by 1000 units for 7000 gold and 2 mithril. 2) Increased troop growth in the Castle is enabled. To increase growth, you need to have an upgraded creature dwelling. 3) Bank is enabled. 4) The button to buy all available troops in the Castle at once is enabled. 5) Upgrading some creatures for the 3rd time is enabled. 6) Creature experience is enabled. Neutral creatures also gain experience over time. [20:23:59] [to Alessandro] 7) You can upgrade creatures of any Castle in any Castle, provided you have an upgraded dwelling of the corresponding level. 8) Warlord banners are enabled. 9) Creatures of the first level are automatically upgraded at the beginning of each turn, except for skeletons and upgraded gremlins to santa gremlins. [20:24:22] [to Alessandro] And now, the most important thing: upgraded war machines are enabled, you can accumulate tents, ballistas, and supply wagons. Tents can resurrect creatures in battle, but only if the unit remains alive after the attack. Ballistas and tents are also a very important part of the army. 50 ballistas with expert ballistics have 2 shots and can deal very high damage, like about 3000 skeletons. Therefore, the initial tactics consist of taking a hero with the starting skill of ballistics. With this skill, the hero accumulates... [20:24:41] [to Alessandro] My Tower strategy is that the starting hero has wisdom and ballistics right away, but he is a mage and as he levels up... he mainly gains spell power and knowledge, so he is weak in combat compared to other heroes. But you can give him wisdom, earth magic, mysticism, and other magical spells, and there is a good chance of getting Dimension Door in the Guild of Mages at level 5, or get a scroll with this spell on the map, and with expert earth magic, you can use this spell 4 times. [20:25:07] [to Robery] I only play by clicking START GAME in the bottom right corner. [20:25:35] [to Alessandro] So, let's play differently now. [20:25:42] [to Alessandro] It can be fun. [20:25:58] [to Robery] I don't have this version. [20:26:05] [to Alessandro] Download it. [20:26:18] [to Robery] Sorry, I'll pass. [20:26:30] [to Alessandro] That's a shame. [20:26:42] [to Alessandro] You should learn how to play WoG. [20:27:00] [to Alessandro] Then you won't even want to watch it