Fun

RPG DEDICATION!

Oh, and ah,
What a bunch of noobs!
Charged up a fireball —
Took down ten right away.

Characters, people, experience —
Words, like a priest's.
Speak plainly:
Spells, humans, XP.

Your crit doesn't have
Such a feature.
But our crit
Has tons of features.

I don't work, I don't sleep —
I'm just leveling up my character.
If my sweetheart is against it,
Then we're not a match.

A noob and a noobette walked through the temple —
They wanted to get married.
A GM ran up with a hoe,
And that's the end of the story.

I was a little brat,
But I decided to become a mage.
I cast two children
On the neighbor's women.

Someone is looking for a staff,
I want a two-handed sword.
I'll catch an enemy mage —
And I'll cast some spells.

I'm using bugs to the fullest,
I feel like a ban is coming.
But I won't stop anyway —
I don't care.

I cast a milenka,
Almost broke my staff.
I'm good at that —
An orcish over-caster.

Taken from the LKI website.