Sacred Haven of Debauchery

No! This is terrible! I always knew the date, the day of the week, and the time of year. I'm an excellent student, and I always manage to do everything; I have every day planned out, and there's a schedule for everything. I even have a time listed for when I'll get drunk, when I have an exam, the time for lab work, and when I need to submit my coursework. I even have a table where I subtract all birthdays, holidays, and the "recreational" period after them, the time when I can't work, and for each drinking session, there's a note about the alcohol content and the amount I can drink at that time because I need to stay within the limit (depending on what activities are planned for the following regular day).