What are you listening to right now?

Mona, Mona, I made pilaf for you! I'll eat it for you, since you're not here. I would give it to you, but I'll eat it in your honor. See, I'm being nice!

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I'll also make you some tea and drink it myself! I won't let the enemy drink it! I'll keep it in the safest place.