Dreams.

Today, all the spammers and my former classmates were in my dream. You were all working on a celebration in my honor, and I was calmly commanding you. Moreover (some of you might like this part), I was an evil and powerful sorcerer (maybe you were too, since we're all part of the same community). During the preparations, you annoyed me, I was extremely dissatisfied with something, and I left, sending you all away. I remember walking past a mirror and seeing myself. I was bigger than I am now, slightly hunched, wearing black clothes and a black cloak. Maybe I had a long mustache and a top hat.
Something like that, but more ominous, larger, and cooler. This picture is more like a caricature.